Hi all you Pretty Little Liars Fans is time for another fun fanciful recap from our last season ever of the show. Let’s get started.
This time we are mesmerized with some thrilling conversation, she wrote sarcastically :), from Hanna and Mary Drake. It is by the by the most boring exchange of information I can remember on this show, not only does it seem to be in black and white for no good reason other than maybe because it is dark outside. Anywho, it turns out that Mary who is a family secret of the Delarentis, wasn’t holding Hanna hostage in only her underwear but some other perv who has yet to be found. Mary just happened to show up to Hanna’s rescue on that dark road in the middle of nowhere. I have to say that is some kind of coincidence. Cue theme song.
Back at Spencer’s house, the gang begins to piece together the pieces that they have gathered based on their own preconceived notions and ideas. I am pointing this out because we always get new formations of ideas, new pieces and new people half the time that are supposed to be the torturer or A or A.D. or whoever the villian happens to be this week. This time its Mary Drake they think despite her Sally Sunshine, ha attitude with picking up Hanna to help her even though she might be the perpetrator because they believe its pay back for Alison killing Charlotte. Spencer points out that yes Mary was also in Radley, as a thought I remember that time that doctor mentioned a Delarentis being in Radley besides Charlotte and we thought it was Alisons mother obviously we now know it was the secret family member, twin. It’s all speculation of course, but why not run with it.
Caleb at some point gives Hanna back her engagement ring, hmm was it left by the bedside table? Yikes! Then Ezra gets the door to find a bunch of funeral looking flowers with a note from A.D., saying thanks for the help glad we are on the same team. Not much later Caleb and Hanna decided what happened with them was a slip and it was because she always felt safe with him. Not sure who is fooling who here, but we all know these two belong together. Who else can deal with Hanna’s foolishness for very long.
In the hallway, Spencer and Emily stop to chat about Hannas wild eyed look after what happened to her its not surprising, they plan to keep an eye on her. Caleb takes Spencer home minutes later and I remember they are still together at this point of the season, Oops spoiler for those who have not seen it all. Despite Emily’s urgings Hanna is not in any hurry to call Jordan who knows nothing of the A. D.-Ness of it all lol.
Now Caleb it with Spencer playing double time I think. He has only hours ago given Hanna the look that said they could totally get back together now he is kissing Spencer trying to get her back into his bed. Years ago when I first met Caleb I never thought he would be a “playa”.
Sometime in the morning the next day, Emily gets an urgent call from Alison saying she needs help. I have to confess I am totally obsessed with Emily’s lashes. Yeah sure they are fake and Shay doesn’t need anything extra to make her Bea – u- ti-ful, but the lashes are to die for LOL. So be warned this season will be peppered with them, just so you know.
They distracted me from the urgency of the call but I digress. AT the hospital they won’t let Emily see Alison per Elliot’s orders and he gives no good reason other than its not in anyone’s best interest, can he be any more VAGUE, NO!
At the Radley 2.0 we see Lucas 2.0 aka Money Bags with Hanna discussing their boring business. He wants her to be Awesome designer Hanna and blah blah blah I’m-not-good- enough-smart-enough-make-me-feel-better-my-life-is-amazing-but-I-can’t-see-it version of Hanna. Seriously, how much work does it take to get someone to take MONEY, in the world I live in it don’t take that long!!
Emily goes to Spencer looking for support in finding a way to get in to see Alison. She suggests using Mary Drake since she is related to Alison. Spencer is not going for it and turns her down, eye lashes and all. HMMPH!
Meanwhile Aria is breaking it off with Liam, using the good old, I had no idea how my life was such a mess in Rosewood speech. We all know its Ezra but she can’t say that to him he already has a fragile ego.
Aria’s tassel earrings are kinda cute, very much her to be trendy. I have seen so many different tassel versions since I started making my own earrings…but this isn’t about that.
Back at Lucas’, Hanna signs the agreement without reading it that was the first mistake, then we had to endure two minutes of how she met Jordan flashbacks. He was at the bar being obnoxious by putting his sweaty glass down on the important phone number she stupidly wrote on a napkin. Such a non-exciting meeting by the way, they ate and talk and talk as other came and went, end of flash.
Over at Alison’s house the girls tag team on Elliot’s a** but to no avail he still refuses to let them see her. He goes to get a call and suddenly A. D. sends a message, “no take backs” she is mine. You know with all the time and resources I have to wonder how did Charlotte get killed on A. D.’s watch. What was it the one night she went to get more hoodies? LOL
Anywho, next thing we see is Hanna all dressed in hooker heels sitting at Jordan’s desk wearing trendy orange lipstick. Wasn’t he in a different state or out of town? I know logic isn’t the strong suit in this show. She basically is setting herself up to see if she is as hot for Jordan as she is for Caleb, but she tells him she wants to reinact their first meeting, did anyone see that coming? Yep!
How ugly are those pointed hurtin’ looking shoes. There is a good reason her feet are ono the desk. It is the only way to wear them, feet up. Ugh!
For the second time in the episode, Emily asks Spencer to help her get Mary Drake to go see Alison, she is more worried after the way Elliot behaved as though them seeing her would be so entirely harmful. Spencer is considering it now, you can tell by the look in her eyes, maybe she and Mary could swap stories about that creepy baby’s area. I think Emily should just approach Mary on her own.
Earlier when Liam spoke with Aria he surprised her by telling her that he is now inc charge of completing Ezra’s book. During her little break up speech as I said before Aria made it clear Rosewood drama was why she was unclear about her life now about Ezra. It’s not surprising that when Liam sees them together in the town square that he does look very upset. You know, since she basically lied to him.
The entire scene with Liam and Ezra seemed like two little boys on the playground. One is already to play a game of basketball while the other is harboring ill will from previous games so his perspective is not in the present. Liam thinks that Aria and Ezra are not a good match so instead of him saying hey I saw you too and its never going to work, in my opinion. He makes it seem as though the book is some how inappropriate and even that the character which is based on Ezra is a predator. The idea is deep but we all it just silly jealous talk .
For the second episode in a row, Mary Drake met up with Spencer alone. If this was another show, one that I had not already seen to the end, I could easily believe that Spencer was seeing things. I digress. Mary tells Spencer that in her youth she bailed her sister Jessica out of a bad baby sitting gig, by going over to take her place. Later when the parents came home they found the baby dead. Mary insists that Jessica had killed it before she had left. No one believed Mary which is why she was in Radley.
When Ezra sees Aria again he insists that Liam was angry and had given him the third degree at their meeting. He doesn’t know what the guys problem is but he wonders how much of his and Aria’s history Liam might know. Aria looks worried.
Over in New York or wherever Liam and Hanna happen to be, Hanna has a complete meltdown including yelling at the construction workers, when she sees that bar from her memory no long exists. It makes no sense how this little image in her head would fix how she feels about Caleb, but oh well. She uses this moment to break up with Liam, who says, “You know I would move heaven and earth for you.” WOW Hanna you do have some issues.
Its quite interesting how we are supposed to feel sorry for Mary after she tortured Alison last season or maybe even before. Now she is all over the place telling her story with tears in her eyes just being so transparent, REALLY, what version are we suppose to believe. I hate this manipulation of emotions, seriously tell a good story stop “yanking or chains.”
Moving on, so Mary is roaming Radley the restaurant, and sees Emily who is filling out an application, she gets every job she applies for by the way. I know its the eyelashes LOL. She finally talks to Mary about going to see Alison. Its weird a lot of what Mary says is the same as what we heard earlier, it makes me think that she was listening. She even offers to go with Emily after at first saying she thinks Elliot is doing a good job. Yeah she is acting a little “crazy town” at this point, changing her mind minute to minute, making odd comments about the old Radley. Why doesn’t Emily notice? I supposed Emily has a one track mind today, that is to go see Alison.
On the way to the new sanitarium we get a quick stop with Aria and Liam. He tries to figure out what happened with Aria and Ezra while Aria makes some not so veiled reference to how her life is good because of all the messed up things that happened to her. Liam is as confused as the rest of us, no really think about it that is a non-commital type answer at the very least.
Finally Emily sees Alison who is highly drugged considering her mutterings about dirt, her mother and being really cold. She of course things Mary is mom, but no one including the nurse bother telling her anything else. I found that stupid how Emily just went along with crazy talk, but I guess she only had so much time to try to figure out what it all might mean to Alison. Elliot arrives of course only moment later to kick everyone out leaving Alison in the dark. He calls Mary into her office and we see right away they are STILL working together. She wants her money an he just seems to want revenge. Emily can see from the outside window they are arguing.
Back with Spencer and Caleb we learn that Spencer got fired from her job for being gone too much and what we all knew from the start, her time with Caleb was going to end when he rescued Hanna one too many times.
The end of the episode is one for all of us who have seen the end of the series, will recall it as a pivotal but made no sense at all then or now point of the series. Alison is drugged and taken to an operating room.
Tada that is it for episode 2, it seems longer than the first but leave comments if you enjoy.